Pledge Toilet impressed the brothers with his performance in the Tour de Franzia, able to maintain his balance and coordination after a quart of Chillable Red.
by tp217 March 8, 2021
Get the Tour de Franziamug. To go on a Drug Binge.
Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Michael: Yo man, what are you doing tonight?
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
by UrbanLegendX October 24, 2012
Get the Tour De Francemug. suzie: hey where's mike?
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!
by Penthias September 16, 2009
Get the Tour de Dickmug. Example:
Skater1: Dude, all these bmx'ers are really messin with my flow.
Skater2: Yeah, it's a friggin Tour de France out there!
Skater1: Tell me about it..
Skater1: Dude, all these bmx'ers are really messin with my flow.
Skater2: Yeah, it's a friggin Tour de France out there!
Skater1: Tell me about it..
by Hjalles July 13, 2009
Get the Tour de Francemug. Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
by Carlos467 August 3, 2010
Get the Tour le Douchemug. by Mark October 22, 2004
Get the the comeback tourmug. Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.
by adam August 23, 2005
Get the Tour de Francemug.