Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021

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The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

by Thomas the tank conductor July 03, 2022

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Blood bench

When a girl gets her period she is not allowed to go into the swimming pool. She still has to suit up but has to sit on the bench. Everyone knows she has her period.

Hey there's Debbie on blood bench...lol...looks like she is on the rag today.

by quartermoa August 18, 2016

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Bench Specialist (BS)

A position on a sports team, in which a player rarely, if ever, gets any playing time, and spends all or most of the season on the sidelines.

Taj: Bro, you know that he went D1.

Luhtwan: Yeah, what position?

Taj: He’s playing BS.

Luhtwan: What’s that?
Taj: Bench Specialist
Luhtwan: Bahahahaaaa Bench Specialist (BS) 🤣🤣🤣

by BadAtty January 15, 2025

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