Vacation dick

A dick that is too big to be taken daily. Usually requires a recovery period. Opposed to boyfriend dick

Damn Sally, you've been walking funny. You OK?
Ya, I'm fine. I had some vacation dick last night.
Lucky!! I gotta get me some of that!

by VacaDickE'rDay June 4, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is very large to the point it hurts. It is a penis that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis.

Damn girl i took a vacation dick and my pussy still swollen

by ohnoitscarson June 14, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is extremely large and gives you the business. But can only be enacted during a vacation stint. Not a daily penis that you want to deal with...opposite a boyfriend dick

He is everything, but only as vacation dick...it's toooooo much!

by Timetables June 15, 2016

vacation dick

Dick of above average size that you'd enjoy on vacation but not everyday.

Boy had that vacation dick last night, had me moaning and squirting.

by Giant jack June 10, 2016

vacation dick

Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis

I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing

by Rich the fish June 7, 2016

Vacation Dick

Beyond shifting comfort level of fit, shifting sexual partners shifts brain neurons; loyalty v monogamy;

Ravneet Kaur may be experiencing Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s’ vacation dick monogamously by including Tucker Carlson in tweets;

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by @PaparazziAreRight November 28, 2022

vacation fairy

Noun. The pretend fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.

When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.

The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.

by MammaBear April 27, 2019