oppornity

An opportunity for watching porn without the risk of interruption.

"The wife's gone out for the night with her friends. What an ideal oppornity!"

by Stebo1979 July 21, 2015

opossum tail

When you have anal sex with a condom, and after you nut, pull your dick out, leaving the condom hanging out of their butt.

Opossum tail: Brian was fucking Shelley in the ass, and left his condom hanging out of her ass when he nutted.

by The green bean team February 6, 2017

opportunititties

When you get an opportunity to see some tiddies

Dude one: hey you tryna go to the strip club or sum thing

Dude two: hell yea man you know I don’t say no to any opportunititties

by Girl genius aye February 24, 2018

Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.

I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.

by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019

Oppish

Acting like an opp but not all the way

Your being oppish because your a half snitch

by Pickles and beats October 24, 2019

Opossum poppers

A chicken nuggets made from a opossum are then called opossum popers.

Could you pass me the opossum poppers?

by Redneck Raider March 22, 2020

Oppas

The act of slapping someone so hard they start to think they are a banana.

Dude Johnny got an oppas from jack and now he thinks he is a banana!

by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020