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numpless

when one labia is significantly larger than the other labia in a vagina. similar to a numpler but for a girl
oh, she has a numpless
by shewhoshallnotbenamed45 December 20, 2010
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numpless

when one labia is significantly larger than the other labia in a vagina. similar to a numpler but for a girl
oh, she has a numpless
by shewhoshallnotbenamed45 December 20, 2010
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Numbtroplyptus

The feeling you get when experiencing an orgasm made of blood, as well as a combination of bore, energy, exhaustion, depression, excitement, content and constipation all while experiencing this blood filled orgasm. Typically felt while Ecstasy is deeply in the blood stream; the orgasm is usually not given by a human, more commonly done my a wide variety of billy goat from the Appellation mountains of the Gobi desert.
-Holy mother of the Huns! last night, while on my camping trip in the Appellation, I felt totally Numbtrolyptus! It was amazingly terribly awesome!... Let's get some pizza.

-I took some laxatives and it made me feel Numbtroplyptus...
by Yolanda Heiman July 9, 2011
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numphy

Numphy - an alcoholic concoction containing the likes of whipped cream vodka, vanilla cream ginger ale, and Starbucks doubleshot. -quite the masterpiece-
"Dude that numphy i ordered at Blah Blah was off the hook yo."
by 6daboss9 January 6, 2012
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nompty

Nompty: You are slightly retarded but not completely retarded, it sounds best with a Irish Accent. Could also mean your have a small penis
Pronounced: nom-teh
"Your a fuck'n nompty"
"You've got a small nompty"
"Oh, you stupid nompty"
by a nompty May 30, 2016
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Nompty

A person or thing that is partially retarded but not completly retarded.
Can also be a person with a chode or a small penis.
Best said in Irish Accent
Pronounced: Nomp-teh

Examples:

"You're a fucking nompty"
"You have a small nompty you shit cunt"
"Did you hear about that stupid fucking nompty?"
by a nompty May 30, 2016
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Numpion

Someone who does something impressive, although the impressiveness of their action is matched equally or by greater levels of stupidity.
What a Numpion!
by Grom Webtroll April 1, 2017
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