Tub Shot

A sex act that involves a female taking a bath/shower and giving a male a hand job while he stands outside the shower. Upon orgasm, the man shoots a load over the female's face/breasts/stomach etc. This technique allows easy clean up for the female and makes her more likely to partake in a cum shot.

Mary hates having my hot load all over her, but I love it. When she was showering she agreed to a tub shot so she could quickly wash my semen off of her body afterwards.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

tub chub

fat that gathers around your armpit, most noticible when wearing things such as tube tops.

My sister poked at my tub chub and told me i needed to hit the gym more often.

by lalalalallalalalalala June 01, 2005

tub of lard

Knee-jerk reaction from the right-wing in response to any topic put forth by filmmaker Michael Moore.

Used to defer the topic of conversation from that which may cause embarassment to their person or affect their stock prices negatively.

Person A: "Have you heard about the new Michael Moore book/film?"

Person B: "That Michael Moore sure is a tub of lard, huh?"

by Hassenpfeffer May 07, 2004

tub girl

Along with goatse, this is the greatest internet prank on noobs ever.

You gotta see the n00b's reactions to this.

by Anonymous Snake August 10, 2004

Tub Boy

Known as goatse, Bishop also does tub boy, who shits all over himself on a toilet with midgets eating his shit.

Tub Boy turns me on.

by Bishop February 06, 2003

Tub of the Lard

a really fat, grotesque, fugly, enormous human, who when you see you just have to call out tub of the lard like some battle cry

Oh dayum! Here comes Tub of the Lard!!!

by LilKink! September 19, 2009

tub thumpin

Engaging in sexual activity (usually intercourse) while under water . . . most commonly in a hot tub or bath tub but can refer to pools, lakes, ponds etc..

Joe and I went for a skinny dip at the cottage and it was such a turn on we ended up tub thumpin'.

by PHAT Betty November 07, 2007