tube steak

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...

by Michael April 12, 2004

tube steak

the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend

Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"

by HEFFABONG April 13, 2006

salisbury steak

the act of having anal sex while the person recieving it has a mad case of diarrhea. when the giver pulls out thier penis(often called meat)they will get a hot load of the squirts on their meat, thus giving gravy to the meat. this gravy is already warm too o you dont even need to heat it up.

anal, meat, salisbury steak

by Hillbillyredneck T March 9, 2009

steak dinner

A college student confided to his class that "when I take a girl out for a steak dinner, I expect her to take it in the ass."

The most common context is in a business setting when one party is trying to take advantage of another (i.e. "These guys are trying to buy us a steak dinner - they expect us to take it in the ass on that (negotiating) point.")

Ted: "How'd it go with Wendy last night?"
Bill: "Excellent, bought her a steak dinner."
Diego: "Hey Yves, how's your deal going?"
Yves: "Shitty, those guys are trying to buy me a steak dinner."

by NestorThaMolestor January 1, 2006

Making Steak

Euphemism for moving one's bowels. Made popular after the Japanese perfected the transformation of feces into "steak."

'Scuse me, I gotta go make some steak.

Where's Bob? He's upstairs, making steak.

by werdnerd1 June 18, 2011

steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010

Steak Butt

Adjective; when the area around one's anus becomes so irratated from friction and sweat it can resemble a medium-well done steak.

"Red around brown, you're gonna frown"- steak butt

by That steak butt dude January 29, 2014