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norwegian american 

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america
"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."
norwegian american by The Bendu October 6, 2017

norwegian tour guide 

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?
norwegian tour guide by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

Norwegian Pickle Jar 

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.
Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.

Norwegian Resort 

a place where drunk people go to get hotel rooms
kid: omg did you see norwegian on the front page of roblox
mom: yes, me and your father go to Norwegian Resort to get away from the rat ashlifa and mooni
Norwegian Resort by pussylover1124 September 16, 2018

Norwegian hotbox 

To have an orgy in an almost airtight two man tent.
Damn dude my back still hurts from last night's Norwegian hotbox.
Norwegian hotbox by Bobladesh November 26, 2019

Norwegian Sundial 

The opposite of a Swiss Watch/ Swiss Colon. A digestive tract that could go off at any time within a 24 hour window.
That curry turned my arse from a Swiss Watch to a Norwegian Sundial.