Cuddle Stroke

non-sexual affection given in consolation

she Cuddle Stroked my neck in a loving bear hug

by neigh recoil November 18, 2012

Money Stroke

When you’re fucking a girl and the last stroke before you cum all inside her

Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*

by maledestroyer January 30, 2022

Stroking a Dime

touching or having sex with a hot girl a perfect 10..

Tom.... Yo bro i was stroking a dime last night when my dog started licking my balls.

Dave... I want to dog sit for you!!

by Paragod101 June 16, 2011

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 6, 2021

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

Strokes Syndrome

When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.

I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.

by Bird345 September 16, 2014

Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017