Kangaroo Effect

A social phenomenon where individuals or groups expend more effort and resources when progressing slowly towards a goal, as opposed to when moving swiftly and decisively. This mirrors the biological quirk of kangaroos, who use more energy to move slowly than they do at higher speeds due to their unique muscular and tendon structure.

The team experienced the Kangaroo Effect while working on the project; they were burning out during the planning phase, but once they started executing their tasks, they progressed much more efficiently.

by link1810181003 February 18, 2024

Kangaroo kiss

When you get double kicked in the groin while balancing on your strong muscular tail.

I gave Gina a kangaroo kiss at the airport after I found out she was sleeping with my step brother’s aunt tina’s Bulldog named Trent.

by saint_eric June 10, 2018

Literal kangaroo

A pejorative used against a indigenous Australians.

"Did you know in Australia they have literal kangaroos just running around."

by rogerol September 18, 2019

Kangaroo Style

when you're a midget and you climb in a women during sex. All it takes Is a smaller than average midget and a extremely over sized vagina.

See also: pouching

Vern is up there chillin' Kangaroo style...not a doubt in my mind

by Allyouseeistheheadstickjngouto June 1, 2018

cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question

EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

by happykitten267 April 6, 2015

Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.

Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler

by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023

kangaroo droppings

The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice

*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen

by Experiencedshitter January 22, 2015