Irresistibly chubby with a tendency to wear jeans that show the world his builder’s bum.
If you are lucky enough to see his bare feet you will be astounded by their absolute beauty.
Nigel will never let a day go by without telling a joke or making an astute observation.
Nigels are never mean with money, however this can be a flaw as he then finds himself without a pot to pee in.
If you are lucky enough to see his bare feet you will be astounded by their absolute beauty.
Nigel will never let a day go by without telling a joke or making an astute observation.
Nigels are never mean with money, however this can be a flaw as he then finds himself without a pot to pee in.
by Gizelle FS October 5, 2019
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Named after Kirstjen Nielsen, Trump-era Secretary of DHS who famously tried to rehabilitate her public image following committing atrocities at the US/Mexico border (see: caged detainment of children in squalid concentration camps).
To NEILSEN is attempt by a person, who was willfully complicit/ordered unthinkable, inhumane actions, returning to the very society they violated. Usually done through minimizing, or misrepresenting, the horrible actions for which they were exiled.
Named after Kirstjen Nielsen, Trump-era Secretary of DHS who famously tried to rehabilitate her public image following committing atrocities at the US/Mexico border (see: caged detainment of children in squalid concentration camps).
To NEILSEN is attempt by a person, who was willfully complicit/ordered unthinkable, inhumane actions, returning to the very society they violated. Usually done through minimizing, or misrepresenting, the horrible actions for which they were exiled.
“Uncle Rodger got drunk and drove his car into the dining room last thanksgiving, now he’s trying to Nielsen his way back in to Christmas diner like we all didn’t see what he did.”
by Joeh202 October 23, 2019
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A Niels Wesselink can also be a person who is literally shit at everything (Video games in particular)
A Niels Wesselink can also be a person who is literally shit at everything (Video games in particular)
Ah I dropped a dog, im such a Niels Wesselink!!
U f*king Niels Wesselink how can u be so stupid.
Person 1:
*Eats soap*
Person 2:
Wtf why are u eating soap, that is such a Niels Wesselink action.
U f*king Niels Wesselink how can u be so stupid.
Person 1:
*Eats soap*
Person 2:
Wtf why are u eating soap, that is such a Niels Wesselink action.
by Harry Father of Niels January 30, 2020
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Get the Niels mug.person 1: I'm gonna say the n-word.
person2: no please its inappropriate.
person 1: Nig-
person2: Noooooo-
person 1: Nigella.
person 2: oh.
person2: no please its inappropriate.
person 1: Nig-
person2: Noooooo-
person 1: Nigella.
person 2: oh.
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