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Net Registry has the opposite to the 'midas touch'

They have whats called the 'turn to shit touch'

EPIC FAIL

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Everything Net Registry Touch, it all just turn to shit EPIC FAIL
by Joesph Mahonie May 19, 2008
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Net-Work

A term used when a Pro Wrestler uses the internet to trick his fans into thinking what he/she said online is real.
Did hear what Matt Hardy said on the internet? I bet it's another Net-Work.
by roundboy August 12, 2005
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Superdudes.net

by Dinoras August 11, 2003
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poop-net

he/she has a thick poop-net,
i'm going to wax my poop-net
by skidmarq July 31, 2008
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Net

1. A derogatory term for someone who is mentally challenged, or otherwise extremely stupid. It originates from the concept that handicapped people are like nets who just catch what society throws away.
Ex. Stop acting like a dump fucking net.
by Soratrox June 28, 2010
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Net

Like "met", but on the internet instead of real life.
"I net him a month ago on a message board, and now we're getting engaged!"
by timefishblue December 29, 2009
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kekma.net

original name kekma.ga or go or whatever ok so it changes ever time ok so once you click on the link you will see a message that say 18+ dark humor if you press enter then congratulations you ruined your eyes first it has a loud ass scream that you need one percent of volume or fuck it none the scream will follow you unless you restart the phone computer iPad or whatever you use now I don't mean factory reset I mean just reset or if you watching porn and it good then hey guess you will live with no volume for the rest of you life now see anyway

the difference between this and dark humor is that dark humor is mostly tamed like if I said 9/11 is not sad you guys are just gay and stupid or lol twin go bye bye that's dark humor But this no it changes a lot of time but this time it has a jump scare with 2 choice either a video of a dog hanging OR a man nailing his own penis with it bleeding not to say with the added screaming that you hear if you press enter that you will mostly think it a virus but no just reset you devices and done also your stuck in full screen
kekma.net

yeah wouldn't recommend even if you tempted just don't man i mean just don't if you really are tempted just search up art of zoo and go to google image no virus no screaming no full scream no nothing but yes it bad yes you will bleach your eyes and YEs you will delete your history
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021
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