Needle

To attempt to sleep with a friends ex, with knowledge, and fail.

Did you hear Mick needled Gaz’s ex?

by Katm1 September 27, 2021

needled

needled is some kind of biggest noob on the world

it's like 2 guys are talkin
1st: you seen how stupid is that guy?
2nd: yeah, he so stupid, i cannot believe.
1st: omg, he is real needled

by :pPppP June 11, 2006

Stones on needles

Idiom of crisis management, to be durable, resistant to difficult circumstances; delusional delicate condition.

To have stones on needles.
We have stones on needles.

by word act January 28, 2018

Needle-pronouns

The pronouns you make up while you're slamming dope and still have the needle in your arm.

Almost the same as pretend pronouns but with even more rules.

I was so lit last night I kept making up new needle-pronouns all night I think I'm finally really to join the alphabet soup mophia!!

by Woke weasl August 4, 2022

Threading the needle

Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself

I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle

by Coolman8760 February 18, 2020

On the Needle

To be addicted to a chemical substance that is consumed via intravenous injection.

"Hey man, you hear about T'Rone's ex girlfriend?"

"You mean that bitch he made up a definition for her name on Urban Dictionay say her name mean a girl that sweet and smart and beautiful and we told him he a fool cuz that bitch a ho?"

"Yeah that the one. She dead"

"HAHA, nice! How she die?"

"Shit, that bitch was on the needle man. She OD in a shitty motel out on Seventh Street and the said homeless dudes was bustin they nut up in that dead shit."

by Drunken Horde July 30, 2016

The brown needle

A Poo filled urethra after off the cuff anal.

Last night I had off the cuff anal with out a douch.

My god I woke up with the brown needle.

by Douski December 17, 2022