Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle

Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

Needle

Noun
A small ass joint

"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."

by AlainaDeena September 2, 2017

dusty needle

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.

Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.

by Mrficklepicke September 10, 2020

Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

hyperdermic needle

A syringe full of powerful stimulants dat will make you look/act like a resident of Missizippy.

One advantage of a "shot in da arm" from a hyperdermic needle --- as opposed to guzzling a cup of strong coffee --- is dat said nerves-kicker won't just "go right through ya" like steaming joe will, and so you'll be able to fully avail yourself of said elevation-buzz without having to repeatedly dash to da WC for da next half-hour.

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

Frack Needle

A needle that is filled to the brim with Frack. It is intended to be injected into schizophrenic patients. It is often consider "The Holy Juice". It has the ability to revive plants, animals, and one etcetera.

B: Hey, Johnny! Want some Frack Needle?
J: Of course!

by Jungle Fungus September 10, 2025

needle hole

A very small vagina hole

Her tight needle hole almost pinched my cock in two.

by Dixxie Hippie October 1, 2017