Neil

A cheap prick never tips over 15%

Omg I went on a date the other day and he split the bill he’s such a Neil

by Nate Hernandez November 26, 2018

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A dude with seriously cool hair, and even cooler socks.

Hey, did you see Neil’s socks yesterday? They had avocados on them!

by HiddenInTheSand May 13, 2022

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Selling insurance to pay off his Jetta, isn't afraid to wear a pair of jorts... He's okay.

Behind very soccer mom is a Neil.

by Squidney Tops April 12, 2017

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The most interesting and smartest man alive. He is always social and makes good friends anywhere he goes. Has a good sense of humor and puts others before himself. Let not these traits fool you as he is secretly plotting to take over the world. Under all the superficial exterior is the embodiment of black air force energy.

"Hey, Dave have you met Neil? "Yeah, he's a really nice guy, All hail the coming of the Destroyer" "Wtf, Dave?"

by The5rings November 23, 2021

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A Neil is a person who is a druggee, for example on marijuana. They often live in California or solihull.
If you know a person who is a Neil don’t trust them, and don’t give them money.

The around the block is such a neil

by MydinglelingMydingleling1432 November 02, 2019

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