OilBar Mustache: (V.) When one engages in a sexual act of placing a frozen chocolate bar in their condensing partners anus, while concurrently masturbating their partner's genitals with a food grade lubricant, ie: " Crisco." After the initial climax, the now melted chocolate is smeared upon the other partners upper lip, and licked off by the climax-er.
by JKJRS April 26, 2010
by johnhenry June 02, 2004
Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.
FB_User_nosenseofhumor:
Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.
FB_User_regularperson:
Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!
Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.
FB_User_regularperson:
Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!
by Doc_knows October 06, 2010
by hulk hogan of slamming muff June 14, 2010
After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
by TBKowns September 27, 2010
When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.
Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!
by Urple September 04, 2006
Some guy putting his dong on some bitch's upper lip. Looks like a mustache made out of cold hard cock.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE! I'M GUNNA WAIT TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, AND I'M GUNNA GIVE YOU A WIENER MUSTACHE. THEN I'M GUNNA GUT YA LIKE A FISH AND RAPE THE CORPSE! BITCH!
by Butthole Brigade September 02, 2008