by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.
People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.
People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.
by Drex V. March 31, 2025

by Gay_Man_Stan March 30, 2025

“Dude, I fell asleep in class and drooled on my arm. I woke up and it totally smelled Satan’s damp musk.”
by YungDov November 4, 2020

the nickname given to Elon Musk at the beginning of his unelected term as Shadow President of the United States. Based on the name of long-defunct corporation ENRON whose name went down in utter infamy and became universally synonymous with brazen fraudulence & utter corruption - a legacy Mr. Musk, too, has achieved for himself in the annals of history.
"You hear about the latest shit Trump and Enron Musk pulled - then had the audacity to gaslight the whole world and pretend to somehow be the victims?"
"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"
"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"
by JesusPotter March 5, 2025

Person A: "Trump has issued a lot of executive orders since his inauguration last month."
Person B: "You must mean President Musk as Elon is running the show behind the scenes."
Person B: "You must mean President Musk as Elon is running the show behind the scenes."
by Sun Chaser February 4, 2025

Elon Musk thought he was hot shit and bought twitter while simultaneously picking a fight with the internet. The end result is Musk got musked: All that remains is his fragile incel core.
by lorgar November 10, 2022
