bag meter

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)

"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"

"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."

"Word."

Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"

"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"

"Bet"

by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019

FURRUA METEEEL ALCHEMMMMISTO BRUDDA HOOD

the ultimate way to say fullmetal alchemist and only a god of speech 100 can even think of it

hey wanna watch FURRUA METEEEL ALCHEMMMMISTO BRUDDA HOOD

them: ;-; sure bro.....

by lord twigo sama's servent March 9, 2021

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.

Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.

by hrunke May 24, 2021

Martian Meteor

When she shoots a ping pong ball out of her pussy at you while on her period.

I went to Stacey's last night and when I came out of the bathroom she hit me with a martian meteor! Fucking gross dude!

by TheRealMajorTom September 4, 2021

Seven-meter defeater

Noun
A very large cock

''Yo, nice seven-meter defeater''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022