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Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.
Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.
by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022
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monday chin

A small patch of short hairs on the underside of one's otherwise clean-shaven chin. In some cultures, can be attributed to an individual's lack of shaving diligence during a lethargic morning routine. Commonly but not exclusively visible on Mondays.
Did you see Dan's monday chin? Must have been a rough weekend!
by motrfan April 2, 2012
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Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday
I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.
by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016
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fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.
"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."
by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021
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Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.
Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!
by Querty345 December 21, 2018
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trash monday

What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
"I just wasted 30 minutes explaining what voicemail was to some idiot. I hate Trash Mondays.".
by Customer service clown March 2, 2020
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no man monday

Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.
What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.
by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019
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