Mittentangler

When your fingernail gets caught in an unkept furry bush of pubic hair while trying to investigate your lady’s snapper.

Her mittentangler game was strong yo. Tryin’ to get my hands down them tight jeans and almost lost a finger.

by ^admiNiistrangeR May 6, 2020

mitteny

A irish slang term for someone who is a massive pussy.

"Bro, did you hear what Tristen did last night? He wouldn't take his beanie off in front of the girls. What a mitteny."

by greenhairedboi June 24, 2020

mittens

when a lesbian grinds on another woman. the lips will touch each other and fold making a mittens

Ell: you were great last night

Dream: Thanks, I love doing mittens with you

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021

Mittens

A way to say something is cool. Mittens are freakin cool, who doesn’t like mittens.

That shot is mittens dude 🔥
Yooo those tones are mittens 😍
My guy ! That reflection !! MEGA MITTENS 🧤

by Mittensmike January 23, 2021

milten

nerd

he’s such a nerd, he must be a milten.

by elliegriff June 23, 2021

Mittensmaid

Mittensmaid : swag girl very cool 😳😳

Mittensmaid

is super cool and swaggy girl very segsey.

by Mittens. July 26, 2021

midtentional

Not intentional. And not unintentional.

Defendant: I did not intentionally shoot that man

Judge: so you’re saying shooting him 56 times, reloading the revolver multiple times, was unintentional?
Defendant: well, i see how you can see that must have required intent with the multiple pauses to reload. But it wasn’t unintentional. It was, midtentional!
Judge to bailing: lock this loony up in the asylum!

by jlccoin October 27, 2021