Minecraft

A game where a blockheaded character moves in a block world.

Oh my gosh Minecraft is so laggy

by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018

Minecraft

A game that nerds play when they have nothing else to do. Its a lit game that reminds people of trash.
It is also a popular meme.

Oh your minecrafting in my minecraft

Hey Billy, wanna play outside?

Billy: No stfu im playing minecraft

by walmartboy420 May 29, 2018

Minecraft

This is where you get girl friend from and get booty time but just to find out it is your uncle

dang I found out my Minecraft girl is me uncle

by doctor oofy oof September 13, 2019

Minecraft

A world that (most of the things) is possible

Person 1: Hey lets play Minecraft
Person 2: Sure!
15 minutes later...
Person 2: I still don’t get why tf a stick can hold a giant tree
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: And why tf there has a block that you can make monsters?
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: WHY TF YOU HAVE WINDOW AND YOU CAN CRAFT SAND?!
Person 1: MINECRAFT BITCH

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

Minecraft

that game that horny 12 year olds masturbate to the "blockorn"

billy: you fucked an anime girl? nah, u shit, we fucked a minecraft alex :O

by CallumlousTV December 20, 2019

Minecraft

A game that was once great. Sadly it’s not that good now because of retarded dream stans.

Minecraft got ruined by dream stans

by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022

minecraft

minecraft is a game that has been giving us that feeling of overdosing on crack since day 1.the last time i overdosed on crack was with the bois in shack on april 20.

make a wish kid:Mommmm! can I get minecraft?
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!

by fortniteisgey June 10, 2019