Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.

“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”

by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019

Miguel

Miguel is a Good looking guy who likes Judeiri

Miguel, cool guy

by ,.efhgqtwcagshvjbxnihubegwvyf, January 4, 2022

Miguel.

A sneaky little thieving goblin boy who is like 4 feet tall and runs around stealing water bottles and phones while molesting all his friends.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Yeah, so I was just about to say that- HEY! MIGUEL.! FUCK AWAY FROM MY WATER BOTTLE!!"

by AtlasMcDevit November 24, 2022

Nate Miguel

A cute boy with a fat cock.

Is that Nate Miguel? I heard he bangs treeshes in the two-seat.

by YoIoloco April 8, 2022

a miguel pharoah

1. This is another term for a pedophile.

2. Especially on Facebook or 4chan, this is a hidden term that someone names themself while they try reaching out for others that are of the same persuasion to buy, barter, or trade in materials attributable to their lifestyle.

Watch out, I heard he's a total A Miguel Pharoah.

by Bloody_Vaginal_Belch July 13, 2019

Miguel

A firefighter that doesn’t fight fires, also wears his pajamas to work.

That Miguel sure is a Pajama Mike.

by Pajama Mike July 25, 2023

Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025