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Anyone who is any kind of dedicated listener to any type heavy metal crap music.
Anyone who is any kind of dedicated listener to any type heavy metal crap music.
Good metal is fucking rarer than freedom.Therefore to be devoted to metal just means that you are a blind follower of shitty music who just assumes it's good and makes you cool simply because it's in the "heavy metal" category.
Pffft...
metalhead 's are such poofters
Pffft...
metalhead 's are such poofters
by kill hippies September 5, 2006
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A metashit is what happens when a pile of shit goes to take a dump of its own. It's a shit of a shit, so it's a metashit.
Shit squared, shit². Shit multiplied by shit.
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Me (thinking): You mean a metashit?
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yo dawg I heard you like calling things shit, so I put a dump in your dump so you can call things shit while you call things shit.
Me (thinking): You mean a metashit?
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yo dawg I heard you like calling things shit, so I put a dump in your dump so you can call things shit while you call things shit.
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Get the Metashit mug.Robber: (While unsheathing sword) Empty all of the safes and give me all the cash or I'll have to be gettin' to slicin' off some of them hands!
Bank Teller: (Puts hands up in air) No No No sir, that won't be necessary I'll be fetchin' the money presently, you know, we don't want no meatshed sir!
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"I caught a metaphysical virus yesterday at that party under the 110 fwy."
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A classic metalhead stereotype is that metalheads are satanic, not true. But, some metalheads are satanic. This isnt the worst stereotype out of all the cliques.
Metalheads are also known to add crazy things to their wardrobe ((most people wouldnt even think about doing this. Adding spikes and studs, chains and leather. but, some metalheads do not live up to what other people expect them to look like. For example, people think metalheads are super violent, not entirely true. People think metalheads are not friendly, not entierly tue. I think metalheads are super cool and really sic!!
A classic metalhead stereotype is that metalheads are satanic, not true. But, some metalheads are satanic. This isnt the worst stereotype out of all the cliques.
Metalheads are also known to add crazy things to their wardrobe ((most people wouldnt even think about doing this. Adding spikes and studs, chains and leather. but, some metalheads do not live up to what other people expect them to look like. For example, people think metalheads are super violent, not entirely true. People think metalheads are not friendly, not entierly tue. I think metalheads are super cool and really sic!!
by ravenSKULLS July 24, 2016
Get the Metalhead mug.Metalhead is a fan of heavy music. Metalheads enjoys metal music and subgenres of metal. They lose they fuc!ing minds at the concerts, enjoys begin in mosh pit and just getting crazy while listening to metal music.
*For me it's a bulshit when someone say "You don;t like this band? Then you're not a Metalhead" NO. If you feel like Metalhead, if you like HEAVY music- I'm not talking about Nickelback- Then you ARE a Metalhead. Even if you like other genre of music, but STILL you listen to the heavy music, then you are a Metalhead. Don't give me a bullshits, that metalcore isn't metal, and people who listen to Limp Bizkit also aren't Metalheads*
Metal music is so expanded. There's a lot of subgenres that are classified as a metal music. And everybody can choisce what genre of metal they like.
*For me it's a bulshit when someone say "You don;t like this band? Then you're not a Metalhead" NO. If you feel like Metalhead, if you like HEAVY music- I'm not talking about Nickelback- Then you ARE a Metalhead. Even if you like other genre of music, but STILL you listen to the heavy music, then you are a Metalhead. Don't give me a bullshits, that metalcore isn't metal, and people who listen to Limp Bizkit also aren't Metalheads*
Metal music is so expanded. There's a lot of subgenres that are classified as a metal music. And everybody can choisce what genre of metal they like.
by DeathTheGirl September 14, 2019
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