Mermaid

Someone who has been shipped too many times. Being a mermaid means that people have shipped you so many times that you seem like a slut.

Friend: Oh my god! I totally ship you and Ralph!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!

by _tomcat711_ March 9, 2016

mermaid

half lady half fish

I'm a mermaid

mermaids are epic

by unipugsrule August 7, 2016

furry mermaid

when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.

So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.

"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"

by one armed sex robot October 31, 2008

little mermaid

David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.

The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.

by Professor Forbin April 29, 2005

Mermaid Tail

A mermaid tail is a costume (usually made of swimsuit fabric, silicone or rubber) that can either be swimmable or just for show.
A mermaid tail allows you to look and feel like a mermaid by putting your feet into a fin covered by fabric to look just like the magical creature.

I can’t wait to get my Mermaid Tail for Christmas.

by Bubbly Gummy May 2, 2018

Mermaid

"1 part sexy while the other part is just some random girl." -TheOdd1sOut

Imagine Beyonce as a mermaid

by Lokimonster2 December 13, 2018

mermer

A mermer is usually used as a synonym for degrading an entire race of people.

David Duke: Hey look theres a group of mermer's over there
David Duke Jr: Wow dad you're right. I better keep my wallet out of sight and lock all my doors.

by MNAS All Star April 4, 2019