Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP

“Shut up mate you set 1 merchant”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Josh merchant

Josh is a loving and caring jakeba that supports you whenever you need a wank x

Josh merchant is hot

by HughJass69_420 October 30, 2019

Gravy Merchant

A peddler of nonsense

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".

by wordsinabox December 09, 2010

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023

mackenzie merchant

A Mackenzie Merchant is someone who's selfish and doesn't care about others in their life and use people just so they can be happy without caring about anyone else's feelings.

I don't want that Mackenzie Merchant in my life anymore.

by IkWhoYouAre March 12, 2017

Hailey merchant

stinky

hailey merchant is very pretty, but she’s stinky.

by ndbfisknfjfndnfnvn September 29, 2021