meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

Meeting Pants

When you usually dress causal for work but have specific pants that you only wear when you have an important meeting. For example, weekly department meetings or other.

Sally wore his meeting pants every Wednesday for our department meeting.

by Jackpot!cs August 20, 2019

Meeting With Mr. Takashita

A socially acceptable way to let someone know you are going to use the restroom.

I'll have to call you back, about to jump into a meeting with Mr. Takashita.

by Naris August 21, 2019

meezing

to hit a midget with your car

There’s axe body spray on my bumper because i went meezing tonight.

by iheartphotosynthesis October 29, 2019

Meefing

Taking a baby by the legs and bashing it into a wall. The Spartans did this to their defective children. Also follows the cult named The Brotherhood of Meef

Hey Achilles, have you MEEFED your child yet? No what does that mean? Well when a child is born and is retarded you take it by the legs and bash it into the wall, or as we call it Meefing. Ah I see I shall go do that now.

by Deity of the Brotherhood of Me December 15, 2019

Meeting Fucked

When you have meetings back to back all day

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time

by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020

Meeting the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”

by suckmah October 27, 2020