medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

by SWMyers January 9, 2021

Medic

A class from TF2. The sexyest, strongest, most intelligent man in the team, and is also the husband of the person writing this. He is a sadistic psycho doctor from Stutgart, Germany. He has a lot of white doves. He is obsessed with killing

Friend: Eyyy man, I am playing as the Medic rn!
The person who wrote this: good choice fam!

by Hoparduc-Snowpanther December 9, 2017

Medical

When something is at such an extreme level it becomes 'medical'

E.g. the amount of pubes on my balls is medical!

by Merry bald eagle ose August 3, 2017

CD Site Medics

Now, within the SCP foundation, exists "CD Site Medics". They exist to save lives. Help people. And get community service hours.

O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".

Case closed. Thank you for reading.

Just because medical department executives hate CD site medics does not mean CD site medics are necessary.

by CDSiteMedicGod July 22, 2020

medicated brownies

not a whole bunch to say other than they have drugs in them and their brownies, 10/10 tho of course if its legal;)

person 1; were did all my brownies go mom?
person 2; it was potluck at church so I brought them, why?
person1 ; mom they were medicated brownies
person 2; what does that mean?

by vcbubby January 6, 2021

Medic dumping

When you are promised a double medic truck and at the last moment the other medic calls off or leaves so the medic is dumped. Typically left with a driver.

I got medic dumped so I am now by myself for 24 hours. I am no longer dual medic and just a single medic ambulance.

Medic dumping is when a dual medic loses one medic. Usually to go fishing.

by Disgruntled forever July 22, 2021

Medic

Someone who doesn’t get enough credit even thought they’re helping a lot more than you know.

Player 1: “damn guys, I rocked that!”

Medic: “hey, I helped!”

Player 1: “ahh, who cares?”

by TheREAPERoo7 February 23, 2022