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Medical Assistant

MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS
by Yourfavedoctor1 January 13, 2023
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Medicant

medical insurance that is free from the government that can't seem to pay your medical bills; also known as Medicare/Medicaid
Patient: "I got medicant"
ER: "Then we can't"
by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023
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Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
by TRAmontana July 18, 2022
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BBraun Medical Supply Company

german based company where medical tools are assembled, stocked, and delivered.

A place to work to jack off as seen on You Tube.

A medical company where men practice witchcraft and take girls belongings to convert them to bleed mensrtu through the pants as a cleansing, slave driving and corrupting the girl.

A place to work so you can earn money for your family and get insurance.
I checked You Tube and saw a BBraun Medical Supply Company employee jacking off in a bunny suit.
by two foot July 18, 2009
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Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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FTC Medication

Bob is getting his FTC medication for his nose.
Bob is agro again, he must have run out of his FTC medication
Yes, Barbara, I will be bringing some FTC Medication to Stevens party
by UhWaitWhatHUH? November 16, 2020
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Medical-phorical

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.
Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?
by Darthbubbaaa March 10, 2021
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