Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .
Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.
But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .
In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.
But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .
In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.
by P. Alejandro Martinez Jr. BEBO June 15, 2024
Get the Mechanics lawmug. A band of immortal space pirates roaming the universe in the starship Aurora. Some say they’re from a steampunk future, others claim they’re from a cyberpunk past, a few even whisper that they may be from a dieselpunk alternate now. They are all correct. They are also SO GAY. We love them.
Person 1: WHOA that person over there is Jonathan Sims who plays Jonny d'Ville in the band The Mechanisms???
Person 2: YES! I want to kiss him so bad.
Person 1: Same.
Person 2: YES! I want to kiss him so bad.
Person 1: Same.
by sun tube March 3, 2024
Get the The Mechanismsmug. Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."
Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008
Get the Window Mechanicsmug. The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023
Get the the car mechanicmug. Parkercant
by Dickheadalexs°3-11-25 March 11, 2025
Get the Mechanical Brilliancemug. Someonr who can't change and entire system, process or worldview, but knows how to tweak it so it's less vile and ficked up.
There's no way we can defeat capitalism, just by ourselves, in the next few months but as paradigm mechanics, we can fuck it up enough to improve it for a lot of people.
by dgivista January 18, 2025
Get the Paradigm Mechanicmug. by Ashton079 January 10, 2022
Get the Mechanicmug.