Meatball

A short fat tan girl. Or someone who's acting like a retard.

Boy: Hey look at her she's pretty hot.

Boy 2: Ewww Dude she's a total meatball.

by thegirlsaid April 16, 2011

mad as a meataxe

Adj. Exhibiting a high degree of lunacy. Can be associated with homicidal tendencies.

He said he'd been taken up in a spaceship and fucked in the arse by aliens. They'd left a chip up there. Now he's just sitting there, rocking and laughing. He's as mad as a meataxe.

by AdamR January 11, 2008

Matza Curls

The slang term for curly or "Jewish" like sideburns. Can be used to describe a non-Jew as long as their hair or sideburns at least are curly.

"That kids sideburns are so curly, wait.. those are matza curls!!"

by Munich August 28, 2008

Meatage

Slang for male genitals.

"She swallowed my meatage."

by Sycron June 28, 2004

Meatball

When your crush essentially tells you that she wants to ask a guy out and gets advice from you. The person usually doesn't have Ill intent, but still shatters your heart.

"I heard that Carla meatballed you and that she likes Alan. Sorry bro"

by Jabroody August 6, 2019

throwing meatballs

When a pitcher throws and easy to hit pitch

The pitcher at the home run derby was throwing meatballs

by FarFromPukin July 19, 2011

Alabama Meatball

An Alabama Meatball is the result of when a person consumes a large quantity of human hair and fecal matter, and then regurgitates the mixture in a rough, spherical shape.

No ma, I wont be needin' supper. My boyfriend whipped me up a couple Alabama Meatballs.

by Captain Virginia March 11, 2014