Mayonnaise

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019

Mayonnaise

The spiciest instrument out there

Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise?

Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?

by Knee grow October 21, 2019

Mayonnaise Cycle

White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful

“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle

by Notificanhandleit January 5, 2021

Maysonnova

the sweetest, hottest person you'll ever know <3

Dang, I really wish I had a maysonnova to hangout with..

by dar1a (darlavsp) March 17, 2021

Mayonaissesplain

When your boyfriend tells you the proper amount of mayonnaise to put on a sandwich or in a salad.

Babe, this tuna salad needs at least three tablespoons of mayo in it.

Fuck off! Don’t mayonaissesplain.

by James Jessenfedden March 21, 2021

Maykon

a beautiful child born in March, with a keen intuition, is usually right, and people don't believe it, but you like to say: I told you so!

Maykon It's beautiful

by VeritasInBr November 23, 2021

Mayonite

Derogatory for a Caucasian person. Derived from white people's love for mayonnaise and the color of it

I was going to go that concert but I knew too many Mayonites were going to be there

by BruhManFifFlo December 7, 2021