Jummius Maximus

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.

The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.

by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012

nibbicus maximus

Latinized form of the phrase “top nibba (most commonly seen in meme culture as ni🅱️🅱️a)”. The phrase is used to refer to someone’s best friend/homie (hence the superlative “maximus” signifying this person is your best nibba).

Yo, you’re my nibbicus maximus!

by nanibaba June 10, 2021

Geekus maximus

A species that is similar to Homo sapiens but different in the way that they are obsessed with something. This strange adaptation allows the said being to be ignored by all Homo sapiens and ruins their social life.

We wanted to do Geekus maximus for our science fair project but we thought better of it;even just saying it could've ruined our social life(as if it wasn't already ruined).

by l w l June 10, 2019

Maximus Sideflip

After seeing the success of John Backflip and later William Frontflip in the early 14th century, Maximus Sideflip got inspired and performed the first Sideflip in 1334. Later in 1336 while performing in front of a crowd he was accused of using witchcraft which he had allegedly learnt from John Backflip while he was in exile. Rumor has it that He was trying to copy the Backflip but he was terrible at directions so he accidentally invented the Sideflip.

Person 1: Who invented the sideflip?
Person 2: It was Maximus Sideflip back in 1336.

by M4nnen March 14, 2025

Bobius Maximus

Quite literally a threat and disgrace to society.

Vegans are basically bobius maximus'.

by GuckyBoy June 1, 2020

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Virgus maximus

Aka Andre

The steriotipical nerd, this being is known for being extremely edgy.

The virgus maximus has a hard-on on pokemon, going so far that it will buy every release of the franchise.

This being is also a massive weeb, watching 50 anime or more
It is also possible that itmay shoot-up it's school.

Don't bully a virgus maximus or he will shoot-up the school

by Edgy thing December 4, 2019