Maths

The most boring subject known by man
It is banned from multiple countries for people dying in their chairs as the teacher pursuits them with "Equations".
This is the death of me

Help me please I'm begging, Im stuck in the dreaded maths

by OhSuger August 15, 2019

Maths

A fucking damn shit that was invented by someone that was fucking boring and it inspired a son of a bit*h to invented (pie), that damn shit number (3.147592038284928.....)

If someone like Maths, I’ll fuck their ass off.

by Kink of hell October 30, 2019

Maths

Maths is a subject that everybody hated, except from that one kid..... they are now homeless but have a degree in science.

MATHS IS CRAP!

by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019

Mats Milde

a boy with little dick

you are a "Mats Milde"

by Terminator69420 December 18, 2019

matso

A very compressed area which can only hold one person.

A fat person cant fit in a matso

by AleksGamesPL October 27, 2020

martsen

The closest explanation of a Martsen is an absolute womanizer, a beast in bed. Synonyms of a Martsen are: seducer, Casanova, wolf and a fucking sex machine.
Martsens (plural of Martsen) are the kind of guys you don’t want to run into in a bar. Because they steal your girl only by lookin’ at them. And before you know it he already made your girl pregnant, because a Martsen is higly fertile too.

(Your boy/girlfriend) "did you just see Martsen?"

(You) "yeah"

(Your boy/girlfriend)"i wanna do him in the shower!"

(You)"alright"

by Grouwe November 16, 2020

mathswatch depression

When you get set maths homework on mathswatch and you get so mad and want to throw your device and can’t be asked if you’ve done the mathswatch work

“Hi bro did you do the Mathswatch homework?”

“Nah dude, that mathswatch depression kicked in”

by Mr Manns bald spot February 1, 2021