Match in the patch

When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.

Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.

by Meatdick April 19, 2018

Matcha Mochi

An English malapropism of the Spanish word "muchísimo." Usually spoken in context to someone who is funny, beautiful, and who you care a lot about.

Te quiero matcha mochi. :)

by Defense2001 January 19, 2022

dirty matcha

When you go into a Japanese sex club and get a pretty boy in a grinch costume.

That dirty matcha really got me off at the club last night.

by LikeTheAlcohol February 13, 2021

down to match

To go smoke weed

You down to match?

by Jacqui March 22, 2017

The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

by Old Coot April 19, 2018

canadian death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"

i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match

by Super Guy March 22, 2004

eHarmony match

When two ugly people are together, and no one can understand how either could be attracted to the other.

person1: Dude, how did those two hook up? They're both so hideous.
person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.

by Andrea H. April 2, 2008