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pre match goon

My friend Brodie had a pre match goon before going in to do bonnie blue
by Manbilly999 March 21, 2025
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one match wonder

The moment a person gets lucky in a fighting game, sometimes using bad techniques, and does not rematch their opponent
I hate one match wonders...they suck
by countchokcula November 21, 2022
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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matching play

A set or pair of something, typically clothing.
“She was wearing a matching play at the party.”
by bulldogyanog July 15, 2021
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William Matches

A describing word for when a booty call ends in pure hair seamen and icning
I had a William Matches last night with my mum, I rate it.
by The Smeggs December 20, 2019
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Grudge Match

A game where two oppents line up against a wall and push each other to see who is stronger than the other by pushing the other off the wall. Hands, feet and the head are off limits, as you can only push using your torso. Usually has a result of gathering a huge crowd.
Bro, let's do a grudge match. I bet I'm stronger than you are!
by UrbanCreatornoob May 11, 2017
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Mix match kids

A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.

A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.
She has mix match kids.
by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024
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