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Marbling

Inserting gonads into lovers anus, with your thum and forefinger, like flicking a marble. Definition one is teabagging!
Marbling is your gran's favourite sex act
by Hullablue January 15, 2009
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Maryland Pocket

(noun) When one defocates in an unsespecting victims pocket. The victim typicaly doesnt to realize they have been given the Maryland Pocket until it is to late.
"Damnit dude, my cell phone is ruined, someone gave me a Maryland Pocket !"
by Maxwell13 April 5, 2008
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maryland

A state where people say it can be kind of hard to understand us because of the accent. We don't usually pronounce d's in words unless its at the beginning or if we try to. We usually pronounce Maryland "murlin" or "marlin", thats our only difference in speaking so we don't have an accent really.

Maryland has Howard County which is pretty rich and we have Baltimore. And Baltimore isn't ALL ghetto, only the projects is. We have D.C. and I don't know if its ghetto because I don't live there. D.C. is like New York only boring as hell, yeah the fucking white house is there, who cares?! Not me! It's just a fucking building!

Anyway Maryland also has P.G. County which is rough, and very conveniently a catholic high school is voted there. My brother who went there saw a kid get stuck up for his northface and he ran away.

Also we have the greatest 2 towns for living here. Ellicott City (where I live) is the second. AND IT SUCKS ASS! I DON'T EVEN GET HOW ITS UP THERE! Ellicott City is a boring place next to a town with a mall, it also has a high asian population so people don't always get a lot of candy on halloween. The only things to do in Ellicott city is get driven to the mall to hang out with people or go to peoples houses.

Columbia (where I used to live) is the first, it is a pretty kickass place and its next to Ellicott, the population is very diverse and there's a mall and woods near every house so there is always something to do there.
Howard County is the only cool part of Maryland
by joe725 April 14, 2007
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marylang

1. To be a complete fuck up beyond an epic level ie a nuclear explosion crossed with home delivered abortion done through the anus.

2. to be a haggard old cradle snatching drug dealer at your place of work who is ruthless with those below but sycophant to those above

3. to be so far beyond disgusting it defies description in words, like if there was a ninth level of hell you just hit level 259252 below that
dude you just totally marylang'd it

man did you ever see a bitch as feral that she is so far off the chart she's almost on a scale of -1000 to marylang..
by markivas October 16, 2008
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Maryland

A unique state. The weather sucks (hot and humid as a mother in the summer, cold as a bitch in the winter) the blue crabs are severely overrated, Alaskan king crabs and such are better. The city of Baltimore is literally a dump and the people there have the most annoying accent on the face of the Earth (no offense). However, the scenic parts are nice and the suburbs of D.C. are awesome such as Montgomery County. Everything is here there are forests, beaches, and mountains.
D.C. KID: AYO MA DAWG WHERE U BE LURKIN'

Maryland Kid: I'm from Maryland, where we speak English.
by D.C. IS HORRIBLE April 18, 2009
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Maryland

Known as "Maarilin" to those who live there. Maarilin is known for its large body of wuder, the Chesapeake bay. The University of Maryland, home of the terps(short for "terpin", or terrapin)is one of the largest public universities in America.

Maryland may as well be split into thirds and given to other states. Western Maryland, with some of the most affluent counties in the county(Montgomery, Howard) can go to Pennsylvania, there is no difference whatsoever. Northern Maryland(farms) can to West Virginia, i'm sure that all the hicks will get along very nicely. The Eastern Shore and southern Maryland(with all the crabs and home schooled kids) can go to Virginia, but only southern Virginia, seeing as people in northern Virginia are normal.

Maryland is not in the south, but it's not in New England either. Located right on the Mason-Dixon line, Maryland is suffering from a severe identity crisis.

One of the best states in the Union(if you were to take away the Eastern Shore and PG county)
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Maarilin
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: (with great difficulty) Maryland
Person 1: Oh, are you a hick, a redneck, or a rich ass white kid?
by kellancullen January 9, 2009
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marlin spike

When a woman's anus is too constricted for penile penetration and the male must finger her anus in order to relax the sphincter in preparation for anal sex.
Bob said Natalie's ass was so tight he had to marlin spike that shit before he went to town on that ass.
by Jogen April 26, 2016
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