The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
by SoftDeerBoi December 15, 2018
What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.
Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!
Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...
Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?
Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...
Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?
by frozengrapes151.4 September 25, 2012
When a man roastes a marshmallow on an open flame. Then takes the insides out leaving a shell the he comes into it and gives it to his friend
by 417wsm February 17, 2023
by ZACKARY GRAYSON November 29, 2018
A woman who is beautifully tanned and sweet
A marshmallow that has been roasted to Golden perfection on an open flame
A marshmallow that has been roasted to Golden perfection on an open flame
by Aroach January 23, 2019
by Sm0kahontas October 30, 2015