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gooch marine

Someone who performs sexual acts on the part of someones body between the anus and genitals.
"andy- Man, i got to be a gooch marine last night, i went down under the covers on this guy and was all up in his junk nd stuff, it was awesome!"

"Josh-.....uhhhh wow, thats pretty fucked up, nd i didnt know you were gay..?"

"Andy- Nah man, no way am i gay, i was jus havin some fun ya kno"

"Josh-.....uhhhh yea, im gunna go now."
by ExxM4rine August 25, 2007
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Ace Marine

ace marine is the shitty version of finofo, but will beat finofo in a fortnite 1v1
ace marine goes by jackson, hot pocket, insanity ace, light skin dude
by finofogay December 6, 2018
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marieese

a dark and sexy man who is tall and date-able
girl 1: oh my gosh, look a marieese!
girl 2: i know, aint he sexy?
girl 1: hell yea girl.
by tiara stayfly May 2, 2010
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Marine Militia

The Marine Militia is an Ocean Conservation group that was founded in October of 2011. The main focus is to educate the people of the world about how we are killing the most precious area of our world. Over 70% of the earth is covered by water. If we continue to contaminate it and rape it of all the the natural life we will become extinct ourselves. Some of the campaigns being focused on are related to coral reef protection, shark finning, whale and dolphin slaughtering
The Marine Militia needs your help to save the world and everything in our oceans
by Sgt Manta September 11, 2013
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Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker
by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
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marnesha

Marnesha is the most coolest & thorough girl you'll ever meet. It is extremely hard not to fall in love with her. She is occasionally nice but mainly a mean bitch. She is very capable of stealing your boyfriend if she really wants. She is also a good friend & adviser. Once you get acquainted with her, keep her around she's someone you never want to lose.
Marnesha doesn't want your boyfriend, your boyfriend wants her.
by Chicken9march July 12, 2017
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marynes

An amazing person who was a positive attitude and is smart and beautiful. Is very caring to others. Appreciate your help and support. Will always be your friend and be there for you at hard times. She is special.
She is a Marynes .
by Mgonzalez321 May 16, 2018
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