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Peyton Manning

Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.
"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."
by Darth Wingender March 7, 2016
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Super Manning

A sex position akin to the missonary position, with the person on top extending their arms and legs and humming the superman theme.
S.C.: (Humming superman theme song)
S.K.: What are you doing?
S.C.: I'm Super Manning
by Nachington December 2, 2010
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manlights

Sally: That guy has some blonde streaks in his hair. Wanda: Oh Honey! Those are manlights!

Everitt, I see you had your manlights touched up this weekend at the salon.
by Shanabanana April 1, 2008
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malingas

It means anything and everything,depending on the word user it can be used as a verb or a noun it can mean up or it could mean down.simply just replace boring words with malingas but whatever you do just dont milang when you shoulda malinged.
That guy is straight malingased!
by lord malingas September 9, 2013
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Manning Bowl Party

When two or more dudes get together to watch the rare, overyped, meaningless Peyton Manning vs Eli Manning football phenomenon. Typically, the dudes at the party will put some great cultural significance to the matchup, even though it's just another regular season game that ends in a blowout. These Manning Bowl Parties are usually attended by guys wearing various Manning jerseys who have no life and would rather analyze the facial expressions and brief, nonexistant social reactions between Peyton, Eli, and Archie rather than actually watch the game. The Manning Bowl Party is essentially a meeting of fake football fans who are more into soap operas and dramatic theater than football. Avoid if you are invited to one.
Joe: Hey man, we're going down to the bar to get some beers and watch the football game. You in?

Brent: Oh, no thanks. I got plans to go over Chad's apartment for his Manning Bowl Party. They're having shrimp coctails and margharitas. It will be a fabulous spread. I'm rooting for Eli to win the match! I can't wait to see the look on Peyton's face when he is defeated by ironic sibling rivalry! Wanna come with?

Joe: Um, no thanks, Brent. I'm good.
by StanleyTheManly82 September 13, 2013
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Mandinglionking

1. Derived from the word Mandingo and the movie The Lion King, it is simply the more culturally specific term for a massive penis on a male that was born in Africa.
2. The slang term used to refer to the average sized penis of the Congo.
Example:

Did you see Ombuku's dick?
Yeah, he's got a Mandinglionking!

Example 2: Those Mandinglionking's in the Congo must need an exotic animal permit for that snake!

Example 3: God, look at the Mandingo on him!
It's actually a Mandinglionking, he was born in Sudan.
by Cummie Dumpling November 28, 2018
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mandingo

(adj.) Abnormally large or unnaturally massive. Usually used when talking about a big penis.
Woah man, that dong is fuckin mandingo! How'd ya grow that one?
by komaz August 29, 2019
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