Menace

JiDion

JiDion is a menace!!!

by JiDion October 7, 2021

Menace off

A competition where two people set each other terrible
challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is
called a fold, and you automatically lose.

Niko challenged DeMarcus to a Menace off.
DeMarcus happily accepted the offer.

by p6291 March 26, 2023

Muppet Management

Management that is ineffective, especially when they are attempting to look like they are by doing a lot of running around and using business power words that are often used out of context. Coined due to the similarity to Jim Henson's Muppets. They move their mouths and flail around a bit, but accomplish little to nothing in the end.

Mr. Thompson: I just don't get it, Mr. Arlington really seems to be on top of things, but we still are not making any profit in his devision.

Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.

by Chris Hitchcock January 20, 2008

manage

anything someone does with a partner that is sex related

dude, i totally managed this chick last night!

by bay-bee October 20, 2007

Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

by Ryan January 9, 2007

Manceptionist

A Male receptionist commonly seen at the front desk. These are men of honor and respect who defend the front desk like a spartan! MANCEPTIONISTS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

Andrew: I have to go to work
Dan: What do you do?
Andrew: I'm a manceptionist.

by punkman925 November 28, 2007

Management Consultant

Glorified business hooker, typically hired by a consulting whorehouse, which pimps out its consultants to clients, who then proceed to fuck the consultants over until they're pleased (or until the consultants are dead), pay the whorehouse big bucks, leaving the consultant with little commission and lasting trauma.

Hopeful college grad: What are some key qualities I need to have be a management consultant?
Experienced management consultant: Be able to handle long fuckings and be okay with a shortened lifespan

A: You're a management consultant? What are some of the most exotic places you've traveled to and the coolest resorts you've stayed at for work?
B: I once stayed at a Best Western to get fucked by my client in bumblefuck Western Virginia everyday for a year.

by TPain Not Impressed June 22, 2014