John - I always make sure to flatter my teacher and she gives me good grades even though I don't test well.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.
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Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
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Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.
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