moving furniture

To have phone sex.

"Ayo megan what you do last night?"
"Dude i was moving furniture all night im so tired."

by so cool dude May 9, 2009

Moving Ⓜ️

Fucking your dog so goddamn hard you pop a blood vessel and fucking die

Matt: “Hey did you hear the talk about Chris Moving Ⓜ️?"
Amy: “Yeah I did. That poor dog"

by MushyGushy69 February 11, 2022

Monologue of Moving On

The monologue that you write after a break up, be it as a dumpee or as the dumper. It self-indulgently describes in great detail the feelings that you have been through before, during, or after the break down of your relationship, or all. This results in many paragraphs of text, often re-written to the quality of a college essay, to eloquently as possible express your thoughts and emotions. This may be written immediately after the break up, to clear the air and begin the healing process, or it may take a while to get straight in your head. It can be written a long time after the break up, as you may not want to look weak by showing that you were still thinking about the relationship, or give off the false impression that you want to get back together.

Though the ex that you send this to may no longer care about your emotions regarding the relationship, by the time you write your Monologue of Moving On you are ready to leave them to their own devices and move on.

I was tormented for a while with all the things I never said to him during the relationship, but after I wrote my Monologue Of Moving on I felt a lot better, even though it pissed him off.

The next time she spoke to me, I replied with a Monologue of Moving On, to show her that it was totally over for me.

by Fen_94 April 26, 2013

Moving on up

To the east side!

Moving on up: You don't tell me to give you an example. I give you an example when I damn well feel like it. Rosie o'donnel bitch.

by Jesus H. Roosevelt Rodruigez January 21, 2011

Moxing

When there are so many shirtless guys moshing around you and being pushed against you that it could be considered some type of sexual act.

Dude, I totally feel like I was moxing out there!

by Moshing beauty July 7, 2010

Moving the Mug

Blaming someone else for what you have done. First used by MSNBC to say that no one farted during a segment and it was just the sound of a mug getting moved.

A: did you just farted?
B: hell no, it was just the sound of me moving the mug.
A: but I can smell it you asshole!!

by RISEN474AZ November 29, 2019

mowin stink

To move quickly, and stealthy.

Hey did you see that car drive by!? They were mowing stink!!!

by ShanQUEESta March 13, 2004