Monarch Railway

An indirect term, describing the.. female clitoris.

Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where the monarch railway is?

My monarch railway sure is itching!

by Luscious Lewis January 18, 2009

Joel Monaghan

Getting a head job from ugly women

Man I was pissed last night, I got this HJ from this ugly bitch. I felt like Joel Monaghan.

by Cometh the dog November 7, 2010

Mona

In Venetian dialect It has 3 different meanings:
1. The vagina
2. A very stupid person

3. Used in idiomatic phrases (f.e. “Va’ in Mona” “go fuck yourself”)

“Gianni, te si veramente un Mona”
“John, you’re literally a moron”

“A Mona de to mare!” (used as interjection)
“Your mother’s cunt”

by venetonelcuore01 January 3, 2021

monarch

the space of skin between a males nut sack and butthole.

"you need to shave your monarch"

by Dr Know-it-all September 3, 2005

mona

when there is a girl and she is like the mona Lisa pretty from afar but up close she is a hot mess

this expression was used in the movie 'clueless'

girl 1: hey that girl over there is pretty

girl 2: nah she's a total a mona she's not that pretty

by bklyn86283 September 15, 2015

Mona Lisa Smile

After you cum you take the residual cum on the tip of your penis and apply it like lipstick to your partner's lips.

"Wow, Sam's lips look really shiny," Friend 1.
Friend 2, "Yeah, I just gave her a Mona Lisa Smile."

by The Drs September 2, 2010

mona

literally the most toxic clown you‘ll ever meet oops

„omg, is this mona?“
„the one with the clown mask? yes.“

by ichhabdurst October 29, 2019