Mitchell houghton

If this is your name then you are highly likely to be gay, a nonce or both

Wtf you're such a Mitchell Houghton

by Jak7473773 April 13, 2020

The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.

I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.

by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016

Golden mitchell

To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee

"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

mitchel rogers

A fucking furfag who loves fat furry cocks

"Omg you're such a Mitchel Rogers"

by Big titty goth girl June 30, 2019

Mitchell Syndrome

Having a hot/attractive mother.

Blake, You have Mitchell Syndrome

by JeremyWertz July 13, 2022

Holly Mitchell

A little midget from farnworth, amazingly pretty but also an absolute bender. She’s the type of girlfriend your stuck between wanting to cave her cute strawberry looking head in or cuddle and tell her you love her.

Holly Mitchell is an absolute g, hold tight the Mitchell massive.

by Trevormad1982 February 15, 2020

Weston Mitchell

Any Member of the Mitchell family is apart of the KKK (kool kool aid klub) And has a huge cock

Mom Weston Mitchell Is hanging out with the KKK again

by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022