Mitchell houghton

If this is your name then you are highly likely to be gay, a nonce or both

Wtf you're such a Mitchell Houghton

by Jak7473773 April 13, 2020

mitchel rogers

A fucking furfag who loves fat furry cocks

"Omg you're such a Mitchel Rogers"

by Big titty goth girl June 30, 2019

Mitchell Rogers

I’m so fucking gay bro

Mitchell Rogers means dick is actually a pussy

by ong fr February 2, 2023

Mitchell Syndrome

Having a hot/attractive mother.

Blake, You have Mitchell Syndrome

by JeremyWertz July 13, 2022

pulling a mitchell

When you do a project for a foreign language class the morning it is due and don't prepare the speaking part at all but still get an A on it.

I pulled a mitchell on that French project that I presented today. I can't believe it worked!

How often do you pull a Mitchell?

I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!

by Tea Quiblaugh January 14, 2015

Mitchell Deane

He is a pale skinned ginger but he is a mastermind and could destroy you and your brain in seconds basically he is better than you in every way 01/12/02

mitchell deane stole my girlfriend

by IRELAND IS GREAT August 5, 2018

The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.

I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.

by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016