a bean is put up the butt and man or woman sucks it out with a straw and makes coffee with the bean and pours it on his or hers nipples.
by peter wacker October 21, 2013
Groups of Minnesotan kids who are generally aged 12-15, that walk around aimlessly in suburban areas, looking for other mob kids to chill with. The group will almost always start out with three kids, and it will gradually get larger and larger, but never reaching a total of more than eight kids. These kids proceed to walk around town thinking that they are the shit. They will always end up at a McDonald's patio, where they then continue to criticize anyone younger than them, or other mobs that happen to pass by.
Tony: "whadup blake im hungry as fuck, wanna hit up McDonald's?"
Blake: "sure dude im not even hungry, but i passed McDonald's 5 minutes ago, and there was a gang of Minnesota mob kids chillin on the patio"
Tony: "good, looks like its gonna be a toofer. . I getta munch some dank food and fuck with some Minnesota mob kids"
Tony and Blake simultaneously: "Ahhh Suburbia"
Blake: "sure dude im not even hungry, but i passed McDonald's 5 minutes ago, and there was a gang of Minnesota mob kids chillin on the patio"
Tony: "good, looks like its gonna be a toofer. . I getta munch some dank food and fuck with some Minnesota mob kids"
Tony and Blake simultaneously: "Ahhh Suburbia"
by MuurkYaMinneapolis March 07, 2009
"Dude my girl and me did the Minnesota Arcade Machine last night and I'm still sore."
"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"
"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"
by Mr. Sister Kisser November 15, 2018
An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.
-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"
"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"
-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."
"How do you know?"
"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."
"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"
-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."
"How do you know?"
"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."
by Niceboimn November 30, 2018
A YouTube channel devoted to doing something outdoors everyday in Minnesota for one full year. In good weather and bad weather, one Minnesota woman (and a handful of family and friends), seek to make outdoor everyday a reality. Can it be done??
For further information, check out the actual channel: Outdoor Minnesota 365
Don't forget to start at the beginning with the Intro Video!!
For further information, check out the actual channel: Outdoor Minnesota 365
Don't forget to start at the beginning with the Intro Video!!
I wish I could get motivated to do something outside everyday, just like that lady in Outdoor Minnesota 365.
by outdoor lady September 06, 2019
When your girlfriend is getting hard core fucked doggy style while she tries to have a decent conversation with her daddy over the phone.
Christopher: I actually tried out the Minnesota-steam-train on Andrea.
Harry: What happened?
Christopher: Daddy wanted to join in.
Harry: I had a feeling.
Harry: What happened?
Christopher: Daddy wanted to join in.
Harry: I had a feeling.
by Mr. Nice-Guy August 02, 2020
A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.
by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin October 01, 2019