Medford Memorial Middle School

Actually, Medford Memorial Middle School does not have drug bearing knife holding people in it. A few people liek 6 months ago stole some ADD medicine from the nurse for a kid with ADD! it didnt hurt anyone and the kid had add anyway. Please don't hate cuz were one of the richest towns in the u.s.a. just get over it...

We live in Medford cuz we actually are intelligent...how did we get here you ask?? Our parents actually have jobs.

by 23754613784 March 24, 2005

Jackson Memorial High School

The best school in Jackson, New Jersey, despite how poor and disheveled it is. Millions of dollars were wasted on building a new school across town, when that money could have been used to renovate the present school, but we're alright with that. The nurse gives you crackers and Perino can smell a cell phone from a mile away, but it's chill. We're the best at every sport and we have the best school colors; red and black. Come on. Gray and red can't compare. It's dirty, it's old, it's got over a thousand different kids in it, but we like it that way.

JLHS Student: Guys, we just got a pool! A POOL! And we have smartboards and wireless internet, and clean hallways, and laptops, and--
JMHS Student: That's no excuse. Liberty is still shit compared to Jackson Memorial High School.
JLHS Student: But we're good at sports!
JMHS Student: ... Kill yourself.

by jmhs 2010 <3 March 30, 2009

Memoirrhoids

an account of something noteworthy, a narrative pulled from your ass

Memoirrhoids: A lossely based tale of the life and times of the Enablalyst.

by Enablalyst February 2, 2009

Memory loss

Being depressed can make it difficult to pay attention and focus, which can affect memory. Stress and anxiety can also get in the way of concentration. When you are tense and your mind is overstimulated or distracted, your ability to remember can suffer.

Memory loss

by mennäperille December 7, 2019

Medford Memorial Middle School

Medford Memorial is not a bad school there just rich and not trashy living in trailer parks like you! im sorry that you dont get your way thats not our faults...your just jealous that were one of the richest towns in the county.

Bad Reputations = RUMORS

by xo number 7 March 20, 2005

memorize

When you either listen to a song, watch a movie or t.v. show, or read, say,...a script SO MANY TIMES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN that you don't have to be watching/listening/reading it to remember what it says.

Seagull - "Did you memorize your lines for the recording of the movie?"

Seagull #2 - "Dude, all we say is 'MINE'"

- Behind the scenes of "Finding Nemo"

by Mauro Bozzo April 24, 2008

memory stick

The penile remains, whether whole or incomplete, of a trans-gender individual.

I was trying to pick that girl up last night...until I noticed her memory stick.

by yoquindas January 30, 2010