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Medicant

medical insurance that is free from the government that can't seem to pay your medical bills; also known as Medicare/Medicaid
Patient: "I got medicant"
ER: "Then we can't"
by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023
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Medic Girlfriend

A type of TF2 player who only plays the Medic class and exclusively heals one person, refusing to heal anyone else. Whether or not they're a girl or the heal target's s/o is irrelevant, as the behavior of only healing one player is what earns them this moniker.

Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.
Engie (Voice): MEDIC!
Medic Girlfriend (Voice): No!
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
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Pot Luck Medical

Australian general practice medical centre with a bunch of GPs
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical
I've got a pustule on my neck that's killin me, Darl. I'm goin up to Pot Luck Medical to get it seen to.
by AlvaJean September 24, 2023
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Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital
"That joke was medical!"
by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023
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Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine
by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016
mugGet the Medical-Urinemug.

TF2 medic

The most sexiest man in existence, I'd let him practice experimental medicine on me anyways. 0w0.
Person: I play overwatch
Chad: I play TF2
Person: But there's no wifus in that game
Chad: Check again
Person: Oh my fucking god, TF2 medic is so hot!
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Medical Redbull

A term used as an excuse to have Redbull in class. The teacher doesn't believe that the Redbull is for a medical condition, they just don't care. The student believes that they bamboozled the teacher, and will brag about it.
Teacher: "Jediah, you can't have your Redbull in class."

Jediah: "It's for my medical condition."

Clara: "Typical Jediah with his medical Redbull."
by Aunt Karen June 2, 2019
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