Mutt Maruder

When you’re too dumb and ugly and someone reeks of absolute dog poop

Hey look there’s Alexis. I heard he’s a mutt maruder

by Wafflefaleel26 October 8, 2022

Dirty Maude

When your friend’s grandma gets banged so rough she’s covered in dark bruises and smells like feces

I pulled a dirty Maude on my dads mother

by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023

Sticky Masuka

When you call the hot Morgan, so you Freudian slip your penis into your hand and beat it so hard it bleeds. You then do a forensic analysis on your own penis blood.

“I saw Keanu Reaves doing the Sticky Masuka last night.” “Awww, that’s heckin chonkers man!”

by I Am Dexing It May 28, 2025