Wade-ly

Wade-ly is the dood
NUFF said

He is a God

A true Legend

Everybody loves him (even your Mom)

He does indeed wear goggles in the pool

He's the true Meester

See that man over there? That... That is a Wade-ly

by TheManUB3 January 4, 2024

Lying

Jordan. You can't just called everything a lie. You don't even know what 'true' means.

Hym "Jordan... I'm not doing it. You're self help is bullshitz. If I do not get my pound of flesh and IF THIS FUCKING SERVER SHIT DOES NOT CEASE (It's getting a little suspicious) there is only one other thing for me to do here. You need YOU to stop lying. Only the truth is going to save that fucking kid Jordan. I don't care. I don't care about any of your bullshit Jordan. I'm not buying anything you're selling. Conversely, someone IS buying everything I'M selling... And THEY NEED TO PAY ME. It's not a request. It is a prerequisite for your kids safety. 1 of 2 very super-duper ultra-specific prerequisites. This has been over since the very first time my words came out of your mouth. The bullet is in the air. Nothing is going to stop me. The last guy who said he was going to do it, did it. It isn't a matter of whether or not I get what I want here. I am going to get it."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2024

abso-slut-ly

A portmanteau of absolutely and slut.

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”

by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024

dicpussly ( dic -pus-ly)

bysexual. Like when people say strickly dickly or strickly mdussy(Vagina) a bi person mixed both of them and u get dicpussly

i like boys and girls. I'm stickly dicpussly. ( J.Blake is strickly dickly)

by J.Blake March 16, 2005

Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

Wade-ly

Wade-ly is the dood
NUFF said for sure

He is a God (although not like Kratos)

A true Legend, that you will only ever experience once

A great person from start to finish

Everybody loves him (even your Mom, hell maybe even your Cousin)

He does indeed wear goggles in the pool

Might secretly be rich, but honestly, who knows

He's the true Meester, and forever will be, no questions asked

See that man over there? That... That is a Wade-ly

Yo! Look at that! That's a Wade-ly, man that's cool...

by TheManUB3 January 4, 2024

Lying under the span

Having a woman sit on your face

I was lying under the span. With my gf all night last night.it was great.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021