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lord sausage hands

A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.
Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.
by chinchillieday August 24, 2009
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Berserker Lord

1. Phazon enhanced Space Pirate, Shoulders are the only unprotected area vulnerable to standard weapons fire. The subjects main defense lies in head-mounted Phazite plating, only destructible by the projectiles it fires.

2. A recurring boss in the Metroid Prime: Corruption video game

3. The creature infamous for having met its first demise via energy shield and tumble into outer-space followed by high speed shuttle collision.
1. Shoot for the Berserker Lord's orbs
2. Repeat
3. Bitch just could not get a foothold in space!
by Perfectmetal82 August 22, 2009
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Slum Lord

A rich person who over charges a run property to low income families. Neglecting the property, and tenants. Who uses the rental payments for their own personal needs instead of maintaining the property.
A slum lord would rather go skiing in Aspen with your rent, instead of fixing the broken roof. 2. My slum lords really dont care if the furnace broke in January. They replaced it with another broken one when they got back from Hawaii in April.
by Ralph Douglas July 25, 2015
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Gay lord

by Crapnap March 15, 2021
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lord have mercy

1. An expression used out of frustration and seeing no clear solution to a problem.

2. An expression of disbelief.
1. Tom: "That stripper you banged in the casino elevator that one night says she might be pregnant."

Joe: "What!? Not again! Lord have mercy..."

2. Jane: "I was so drunk that night, I wish I could remember the guy who banged me in the elevator. Im gonna get a paternity test and whoever he was is gonna be paying A LOT of child support."

Joe: "Lord have mercy..."
by JeezusKriestSooperstarr669 November 15, 2013
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Lord Of The Rings

A novel of epic proportions by TRR Tolkien. It is however, only the tip of the iceberg of his writtings on middle earth. A truly awesome work which was not done justice by its big screen production.
Anyone who denounces this book is obviously too stupid to read it or has the attention span of a 5 year od on speed.
Have u read lotr?
I started it last year but still haven't finished.
by anarion March 6, 2004
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Lord Of The Rings

The existential fantasy story. A model for others to follow.
by tradesman April 1, 2003
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